This one question I can not resolve, Do her intentions on good or ill revolve? Surely Pinkie Pie is a great gumshoe, Wearing her fedora so askew. So on the street she lingers still, Awaiting some young thug to grill. But what indeed if she is a mobster, With a name like "Pinkie the Lobster," Then by the lamp post she awaits, Some friend to surely seal our fates. And in the darkness they would seal, A criminal and dreadful deal. Whatever reason this pink pony has, I'm sure it has nothing at all to do with jazz.